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embezzling) wrote2015-10-05 12:39 am
embezzling) wrote2015-10-05 12:39 am
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✯ I ; video/action for new bark ✯
[ Uh-oh, it's that time again. All of the new kids have started pouring in on one of Johto's famous sweeps of the dimensions--
Well. "Kids" might not be the most appropriate term to use here. ]
The heck is going on here-- [ A popping, deafening tap-tapping on the Gear's voice recorder could pop the eardrums of anyone listening too closely. Thump, thump, it beckons dully. The voice behind it sounds gruff and with the gravelly tone of a deep-chested smoker. ] Is this thing on?
[ The video feed flips on (accidentally) and viewers are greeted to a shiny pair of shoes and the bottommost hems of a dapper pair of slacks. The thing is clearly being held upside-down... ] Stupid technology... [ A cream-colored creature saunters over those feet, rubbing on the man's legs.
The device is flipped around and our vocal complainer's face is revealed. Oh he's... Old, squinting through his glasses. ] What's the big idea here? One second I'm trying to find my slippers, and the next I'm bein' woken up by some lady who's saying she's my mom! [ A 'Reeeowr~!' mewl busts in from down below and Stan shuffles visibly to the left. ] I'm not a fan of cats either.
[ Oddly enough, he seems pretty resigned to this like it's just a bad dream or something COMPLETELY NORMAL. ]
I shouldn't've eaten that can of peas before bed. Should'a known they weren't of this Earth. Now I'm hallucinating.
[ Sure, Stan. Whatever you wanna believe. ]
Guess I'm just riding this one out.
[ The cat screeches as her tail is stepped on and the feed abruptly cuts off on a flailing note. ]
Will you get outta here--!
[ Booop! ]
Well. "Kids" might not be the most appropriate term to use here. ]
The heck is going on here-- [ A popping, deafening tap-tapping on the Gear's voice recorder could pop the eardrums of anyone listening too closely. Thump, thump, it beckons dully. The voice behind it sounds gruff and with the gravelly tone of a deep-chested smoker. ] Is this thing on?
[ The video feed flips on (accidentally) and viewers are greeted to a shiny pair of shoes and the bottommost hems of a dapper pair of slacks. The thing is clearly being held upside-down... ] Stupid technology... [ A cream-colored creature saunters over those feet, rubbing on the man's legs.
The device is flipped around and our vocal complainer's face is revealed. Oh he's... Old, squinting through his glasses. ] What's the big idea here? One second I'm trying to find my slippers, and the next I'm bein' woken up by some lady who's saying she's my mom! [ A 'Reeeowr~!' mewl busts in from down below and Stan shuffles visibly to the left. ] I'm not a fan of cats either.
[ Oddly enough, he seems pretty resigned to this like it's just a bad dream or something COMPLETELY NORMAL. ]
I shouldn't've eaten that can of peas before bed. Should'a known they weren't of this Earth. Now I'm hallucinating.
[ Sure, Stan. Whatever you wanna believe. ]
Guess I'm just riding this one out.
[ The cat screeches as her tail is stepped on and the feed abruptly cuts off on a flailing note. ]
Will you get outta here--!
[ Booop! ]
[Video]
She got under my feet! What was I supposed to do??
[ But when that cat CLAWS HER WAY UP the side of his arm, she's lookin' pretty cheerful. She lofts a Merowr~! in greeting. ]
See-- She's fiiine...!
[Video]
[She sighs, then blinks as a little pumpkin ghost floats in front of her screen, giving the newcomer a blank look.]
Kabocha, the kitty is fine.
[She shoves the little ghost out of the way as she huffs.]
You know, you should feel lucky you got such a forgiving cat.
[Video]
You're acting like my hobby is probably kicking clumsy animals. [ A beat and he is reaching up... haphazardly to pat the side of the Meowth's head. ] She's great! I even gave her a pretty name like anyone who loves animals would do.
[Video]
[She sure did hear you say that befoe you yelled at the poor thing.]
What, you named her Fluffy? That's what American's name all their cats, right?
[Video]
[ BACK TO THE TASK AT HAND. ]
I named her after the way I feel toward everything right now! [ Cheerfully, he turns his head to jot a look to the feline. ]
Misery!
[Video]
.................................................
What.]
That's an awful name.
[Video]
How? She loves it!
[Video]
[Video]
[ If anything, his Meowth doesn't seem to mind. ]
Like cats care what their names are...
[Video]