[ GREETINGS, FRIENDS.

It's been about a month or so since this face graced the network. He's been hard at work with his latest venture. What is that venture, you ask??

WELL... When the Gear DOES flip on, all viewers are greeted by Stan rushing backward a few paces and nearly tripping backward through the backdrop he has made out of Gengar-Themed Wrapping Paper. Some spooky-sounding music has begun playing in the background to add to the ~ambiance~.

What could this mess POSSIBLY BE? ]

Have YOU ever wanted to have your own menagerie of Ghost pokemon?

Have you ever wanted to keep salesmen or those guys who hand out church pamphlets away from your house?

Or have you ever wanted to terrify local children because they won't stay off your lawn?

Well have I got an answer for you!

[ He throws up his hands in a TADAAAAA motion and a Murkrow with a banner attached to her tail flits by overhead bearing the words MISTER MYSTERY ENT. ]

Then consider doing business with Mister Mystery Enterprises!

We've got Gastly, we've got Duskull, we've got spooky Pumpkins, and MUCH, MUCH MORE. We've got Meowth bred by our foundation Persian Misery who won't disappoint. Let me tell you, she won't disappoint. [ And she actually won't. She's pretty impressive. ]

Even better: We've gotten some hard to find SHINY EGGS. [ He ducks down and picks up an egg that's... Covered in glitter like some kind of Easter egg. ] See this? They're so shiny, they straight-up sparkle. Isn't that neat? 100% guaranteed shiny eggs. Holy smokes!

So come on down to Mister Mystery Enterprises and find YOUR new Pokemon today!

Located at the Ekruteak Inn, room 66. Alternatively leave a note here and it'll be delivered for a small service charge.

[ Peace out. ]

(( Egg post is over here! ))