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[embezzling]

[ GREETINGS, FRIENDS.

It's been about a month or so since this face graced the network. He's been hard at work with his latest venture. What is that venture, you ask??

WELL... When the Gear DOES flip on, all viewers are greeted by Stan rushing backward a few paces and nearly tripping backward through the backdrop he has made out of Gengar-Themed Wrapping Paper. Some spooky-sounding music has begun playing in the background to add to the ~ambiance~.

What could this mess POSSIBLY BE? ]

Have YOU ever wanted to have your own menagerie of Ghost pokemon?

Have you ever wanted to keep salesmen or those guys who hand out church pamphlets away from your house?

Or have you ever wanted to terrify local children because they won't stay off your lawn?

Well have I got an answer for you!

[ He throws up his hands in a TADAAAAA motion and a Murkrow with a banner attached to her tail flits by overhead bearing the words MISTER MYSTERY ENT. ]

Then consider doing business with Mister Mystery Enterprises!

We've got Gastly, we've got Duskull, we've got spooky Pumpkins, and MUCH, MUCH MORE. We've got Meowth bred by our foundation Persian Misery who won't disappoint. Let me tell you, she won't disappoint. [ And she actually won't. She's pretty impressive. ]

Even better: We've gotten some hard to find SHINY EGGS. [ He ducks down and picks up an egg that's... Covered in glitter like some kind of Easter egg. ] See this? They're so shiny, they straight-up sparkle. Isn't that neat? 100% guaranteed shiny eggs. Holy smokes!

So come on down to Mister Mystery Enterprises and find YOUR new Pokemon today!

Located at the Ekruteak Inn, room 66. Alternatively leave a note here and it'll be delivered for a small service charge.

[ Peace out. ]

(( Egg post is over here! ))

Comments

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[veggie_vamp]

Oooh, that was so cool, Mister Pines!

[clapclapclap]

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[embezzling]

I know, I know.

I'm a pro at this. It's a little low budget but I did what I could. It's the quality of the product that matters.

You interested?

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[veggie_vamp]

Of course I am! You have the best little guys ever! Stan Junior has been a great addition to the team, and he's super duper cute!

What more do you have in the much, much more?

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[monge]

MONGE!!

[Komasan literally presses his face against the 'gear's screen, because that's a normal thing to do really.]

How did you get your eggs to sparkle like that, zura?!

[Video]

[embezzling]

[ Okay what is that ]

They just happened like that. It means they're special.

You want one?

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[monge]

Super special egg, zura?!

[But his joy is not to last. Eventually he manages to pull his face away from the feed.]

Oh...b-but I just bought an egg, and I can't carry any more until I get to the city, zura... [Komasan frowns, he really wants one of those eggs, especially if they're as special as he says they are. After all, why would anyone lie about something like this?!] Will...will you have eggs for a really long time, zura?

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[irenicly]

....That doesn't look like any shiny egg I've ever seen.

[Mr. Buzzkill over here]

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[embezzling]

[ Rude. ]

Because they're my shiny eggs. They've got more bang for your buck.

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[irenicly]

I've never seen one look like it's covered in glitter before.

[HE'S DOING THIS]

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[dangerousidol]

[This girl is having a bad month, and is rather annoyed.]

Why are you selling people eggs with glitter on them?

[Video]

[embezzling]

Because they're shiny. Duh.

[shatterings]

[ ??? ]

I didn't know shiny eggs looked like that.

[embezzling]

[ He's holding one up!! ]

Now you do! Pretty nice, right?

[ REMEMBER HE'S NOT... TECHNICALLY LYING....... ]

[baremyfangs]

(Hey it's that guy again.)

Didn't think you'd be interested in ghosts.

[embezzling]

[ Hey it's that lady again. ]

Ghosts were kind of a thing of mine back home. Turns out there are a lot of them here. [ for me to capitalize on. ]

[diosmio]

[What on earth did he just watch?

And what is this ridiculous shiny egg business? Why would an egg be shiny? ...he's still sort of new to this egg thing leave him alone.]

If you have any Murkrow eggs left, I'd like to purchase one.

[Some sort of pickpocketing bird sounds like a great addition to his team. Especially since it can do all his Rocket work while he focuses on more important things. Like being Dio.]

[embezzling]

[ art is what he watched. ]

I've got a couple. Three-hundred Poke-Money and she's yours.

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[bent_the_world]

...Ecruteak Inn, you say...

[Well that's convenient, that's where Korra is.]

I'm probably way overdue a new Pokemon at this point...

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[embezzling]

What were you lookin' for?

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[the_pilgrim]

[Wow, that's really shady with no apologies.] Hmm....

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[embezzling]

What do you want?

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[codeforhope]

[You know what, have some more, faint applause from over here, Stan.]

That was a very good advertisement. You're making a regular business for yourself.

[...]

Um...I hope you don't mind me saying this, though...but you know you can't really tell when an egg is going to be shiny...not until it hatches, anyway.

[I mean you can hazard a guess, depending on what you've been breeding, but...]

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[embezzling]

[ He knows damn good and well that you can't tell from the outside. But kids will buy them. Because kids are stupid. Do you have a kid? He bets they're stupid. ]

Yeah it's a wildcard but they're still shiny. Trust me, Chihiro. I'm a seasoned businessman. I know how the kids these days buy their stuff.

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[pipers_son]

[Holy shit. This is amazing. This is the most blatantly con-like thing he has seen in a while, and Joker loves it. He's still chuckling as he opens up the Gear.]

And here I thought I was the showman. Don't think better advertisement could be done.

video; this was the most beautiful post ive ever made ill have u know

[embezzling]

[ He'd be surprised how many people fall for blatantly con-like things with the right amount of razzle dazzle. ]

Hey, I'm back in my element again! Took a little time but being in another place completely can't keep a showstopper like me down.