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embezzling) wrote2015-12-13 02:49 pm
embezzling) wrote2015-12-13 02:49 pm
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✯ iv ; video ekruteak city ✯
[ GREETINGS, FRIENDS.
It's been about a month or so since this face graced the network. He's been hard at work with his latest venture. What is that venture, you ask??
WELL... When the Gear DOES flip on, all viewers are greeted by Stan rushing backward a few paces and nearly tripping backward through the backdrop he has made out of Gengar-Themed Wrapping Paper. Some spooky-sounding music has begun playing in the background to add to the ~ambiance~.
What could this mess POSSIBLY BE? ]
Have YOU ever wanted to have your own menagerie of Ghost pokemon?
Have you ever wanted to keep salesmen or those guys who hand out church pamphlets away from your house?
Or have you ever wanted to terrify local children because they won't stay off your lawn?
Well have I got an answer for you!
[ He throws up his hands in a TADAAAAA motion and a Murkrow with a banner attached to her tail flits by overhead bearing the words MISTER MYSTERY ENT. ]
Then consider doing business with Mister Mystery Enterprises!
We've got Gastly, we've got Duskull, we've got spooky Pumpkins, and MUCH, MUCH MORE. We've got Meowth bred by our foundation Persian Misery who won't disappoint. Let me tell you, she won't disappoint. [ And she actually won't. She's pretty impressive. ]
Even better: We've gotten some hard to find SHINY EGGS. [ He ducks down and picks up an egg that's... Covered in glitter like some kind of Easter egg. ] See this? They're so shiny, they straight-up sparkle. Isn't that neat? 100% guaranteed shiny eggs. Holy smokes!
So come on down to Mister Mystery Enterprises and find YOUR new Pokemon today!
Located at the Ekruteak Inn, room 66. Alternatively leave a note here and it'll be delivered for a small service charge.
[ Peace out. ]
(( Egg post is over here! ))
It's been about a month or so since this face graced the network. He's been hard at work with his latest venture. What is that venture, you ask??
WELL... When the Gear DOES flip on, all viewers are greeted by Stan rushing backward a few paces and nearly tripping backward through the backdrop he has made out of Gengar-Themed Wrapping Paper. Some spooky-sounding music has begun playing in the background to add to the ~ambiance~.
What could this mess POSSIBLY BE? ]
Have YOU ever wanted to have your own menagerie of Ghost pokemon?
Have you ever wanted to keep salesmen or those guys who hand out church pamphlets away from your house?
Or have you ever wanted to terrify local children because they won't stay off your lawn?
Well have I got an answer for you!
[ He throws up his hands in a TADAAAAA motion and a Murkrow with a banner attached to her tail flits by overhead bearing the words MISTER MYSTERY ENT. ]
Then consider doing business with Mister Mystery Enterprises!
We've got Gastly, we've got Duskull, we've got spooky Pumpkins, and MUCH, MUCH MORE. We've got Meowth bred by our foundation Persian Misery who won't disappoint. Let me tell you, she won't disappoint. [ And she actually won't. She's pretty impressive. ]
Even better: We've gotten some hard to find SHINY EGGS. [ He ducks down and picks up an egg that's... Covered in glitter like some kind of Easter egg. ] See this? They're so shiny, they straight-up sparkle. Isn't that neat? 100% guaranteed shiny eggs. Holy smokes!
So come on down to Mister Mystery Enterprises and find YOUR new Pokemon today!
Located at the Ekruteak Inn, room 66. Alternatively leave a note here and it'll be delivered for a small service charge.
[ Peace out. ]
(( Egg post is over here! ))
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You did work hard... Is that a Duskull egg?
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At 500, it's pretty cheap in my opinion.
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Okay. [ boop payment sent. ] I'm in Blackthorn right now... but I can visit Ekruteak soon to pick it up, if that's okay.
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That or I can send it with my Xatu and hope he knows where he's going.
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I trust him. He's got an eye for knowing where stuff is even if he's never been there... Dunno how.
[ Maybe because he sees EVERYTHING FOREVER but that's anyone's guess. ]
It took me a while to get these all together. Pretty proud of myself.
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[ it is a mystery. ]
Mm. It looks like you've been hard at work. [ She needs to step up her game, clearly. ]
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Have you gotten anything outta yours yet?
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[ She's a little embarrassed, because everyone else seems to be far more successful than she... ]
dont be sad namine i dont like that face
[ It's more like he literally just put two of them in the hotel room and left for a few hours. It worked. ]
Don't look so down in the dumps now.
u da bes grunkle
[ Why is she apologizing? We may never know. ]
I'll try hard and do my best.
why doesnt dipper want me as a grunkle but everyone else does
Felicity's turnin' out to be a real neat little fox. You've got that to be proud of, kiddo.
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I'm glad! [ And surprised. ] I knew she'd be very well taken care of with you. And she seemed so happy to be with you, too.
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She's growing on me. [ That's fair enough, right?? ] She's not too keen on the snow though. I don't blame her. Never liked it myself. I had some plans to go out and fetch my nephew from over in Violet. Don't think that's gonna happen any time soon.
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